What Would You Do…?
[2005]
[Opens with Frodo and his companions approaching Minas Morgul, gazing with horrified fascination and fear. ]
Peppy Narrator: This is Frodo, a heroic little hobbit determined to resist the call of evil at all costs and save the world.
Lord of the Nazgul: Frodo, would you abandon your quest, come to me in this terrifying tower, and give me the Ring so you can die a death of terrible torture?
Frodo: Never!
Lord of the Nazgul, waving a brown chocolate square: I've got a Klondike Bar....
[Shows Frodo tottering toward the gate as if under hypnosis.]
Gollum: What's it doing, precious, what's it doing????
Sam: Mr. Frodo, sir! Not that way! Remember, you're on a diet for your health--only lembas and water.
[Frodo doesn't seem to hear, but keeps tottering forward as Sam and Gollum attempt to drag him back to safety.]
Happy Orc chorus: What would you do
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